tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post181065414264148840..comments2023-10-29T22:19:10.204+11:00Comments on Merle's Third Try: Poem for Older Folks.Merlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05763778255535640633noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-74994603012050276182010-05-04T07:58:00.497+10:002010-05-04T07:58:00.497+10:00Oh, I love these court jokes!Oh, I love these court jokes!Rosezilla (Tracie Walker)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12265953530935691847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-73259262090704107652010-05-03T16:40:56.645+10:002010-05-03T16:40:56.645+10:00"Wrinkles don't hurt..." in the firs..."Wrinkles don't hurt..." in the first poem is so hilarious but true =)audrey`https://www.blogger.com/profile/07794666789389658646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-59046947515127409782010-04-19T16:47:23.067+10:002010-04-19T16:47:23.067+10:00Merle,
I'm sorry your leg is bothering you, I...Merle,<br /><br />I'm sorry your leg is bothering you, I hope it feels soon.<br /><br />"Disorder in American courts," had me in stitches, I'm looking this one up. I was laughing so hard I was crying.<br /><br />Janice~Janice Seagraveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02576031935823587485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-45882578945791717462010-04-18T21:21:08.360+10:002010-04-18T21:21:08.360+10:00Ahhh Merle..... what are we going to do with you g...Ahhh Merle..... what are we going to do with you girl? Please look after yourself and get better so we can keep laughing at the stuff you share in your blog.linda mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17426368991644308588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-7353916174952889782010-04-18T18:14:22.660+10:002010-04-18T18:14:22.660+10:00That's not good about your leg, Merle. Hope i...That's not good about your leg, Merle. Hope it feels better soon.<br /><br />I love those bloopers from the courts...priceless!<br /><br />Hope you're feeling better soon.<br /><br />HugsPuss-in-Bootshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02313418336654760327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-53608696977219209752010-04-17T04:00:19.957+10:002010-04-17T04:00:19.957+10:00Hi Merle...I'm so sorry about your leg. Maybe...Hi Merle...I'm so sorry about your leg. Maybe it's got something to do with the nerves in that area...inflammed or something. Did they check that out?<br /><br />Dimentia? I don't think so Merle. It's more likely that the pain pills are making you feel confused and strange sweetie. I had that happen to me when I had elbow surgery six years ago. They really did a job on me for a while. I hope your leg feels better very soon Merle. Thinking of you.... Love, JoyJoy Des Jardinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04893445642606862131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-19378513814817452802010-04-17T02:31:56.713+10:002010-04-17T02:31:56.713+10:00Lots of good jokes. Makes me wonder if you ever t...Lots of good jokes. Makes me wonder if you ever thought of going up on stage and doing stand-up comedy. If the pain in your leg goes away, you should think about it. I loved the joke about wrinkles not hurting. So, so true. And I take a lot of pills too, so that poem is very relevant to me.<br /><br />Speaking of attorney jokes, your's reminded me of a lawyer who had a doctor on the stand. The lawyer asked him, "And you say the man in question was dead when you performed the autopsy. And how did you know he was dead?"<br /><br />The doctor answered, "Because his brain was in a jar on my desk."<br /><br />The lawyer pursued his line of questioning. "But couldn't the man still have been alive at that time?"<br /><br />The doctor sighed, then replied, "I suppose it's possible he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."Big Dave Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18363712781308133633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-89669267499359494812010-04-16T09:40:05.791+10:002010-04-16T09:40:05.791+10:00Merle
I sure hope you get relief soon on the leg p...Merle<br />I sure hope you get relief soon on the leg pain. Thanks for keeping your humor and those jokes were some of the best yet. PeaceLady Di Tnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13314994067842063387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-59222267130705851152010-04-15T20:43:10.201+10:002010-04-15T20:43:10.201+10:00Oh goodness Merle, the Taliban in the desert and t...Oh goodness Merle, the Taliban in the desert and the courtroom jokes made me laugh so hard I was crying! <br /><br />Great post... though I'm sorry to hear you're in pain my friend.. get well soon!Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15759192880485404885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-73173502076669371432010-04-15T15:29:46.121+10:002010-04-15T15:29:46.121+10:00When I was younger I could remember every joke any...When I was younger I could remember every joke anyone told me. Now I'll go to bed and won't remember these to tell in the morning.<br /><br />At least I can come back and read them again. (:Pamelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05404943895800549273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-80994715672707422882010-04-15T10:27:41.712+10:002010-04-15T10:27:41.712+10:00Merle, that leg has been giving you fits hasn'...Merle, that leg has been giving you fits hasn't it? I do hope your pain tablets will help more and more.<br /><br />Thank you much, I had several chuckles here tonight. The dumb lawyer one were the greatest! :)<br />..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-43706245003636265792010-04-15T10:08:48.440+10:002010-04-15T10:08:48.440+10:00I hope you're on the mend soon, Merle. What a...I hope you're on the mend soon, Merle. What a nuisance for you to have to suffer that way. Pain is such a damn pain! So frustrating and upsetting for you. You take things easy...and don't go over-extending yourself. My best thoughts and wishes.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-73105994115844024272010-04-15T09:30:05.525+10:002010-04-15T09:30:05.525+10:00Sorry to hear about your leg, if it is not one thi...Sorry to hear about your leg, if it is not one thing its another. I am praying for Julies husband. I liked the pill one, it reminds me of how many I take. The jokes were funny especially the last one. Hope your leg gets better. Thank you for coming by.Margaret Cloudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01193782261129586110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-80620473655212102672010-04-15T08:21:52.745+10:002010-04-15T08:21:52.745+10:00Merle,
I'm so sorry you are having problems wi...Merle,<br />I'm so sorry you are having problems with your leg. I'm praying for you.<br /><br />Your jokes always crack me up! I especially enjoyed the ones about the attorneys. :-)<br /><br />Hugs,<br />BethBeth E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04996230415386423039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-86319616382596524472010-04-15T04:25:09.773+10:002010-04-15T04:25:09.773+10:00Dear Merle, I always get a chuckle out of your jok...Dear Merle, I always get a chuckle out of your jokes. And that last one was a good one, so funny. <br /><br />I hope you are feeling better soon. Take care of the leg, and I hope it improves with each passing day. Gigi Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08092019687497845746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-67054417056111342942010-04-14T21:39:08.987+10:002010-04-14T21:39:08.987+10:00Merle, sorry to learn of your leg pains. I'm ...Merle, sorry to learn of your leg pains. I'm also a bit concerned. Leg pains can be the signs of something quite serious. I took the liberty of googling leg pain and <a href="http://www.emedicinehealth.com/leg_pain/article_em.htm" rel="nofollow">this article</a> seems to have some helpful information. Please keep me informed.<br /><br />As for Peter's dementia comment, we were working in the yard yesterday and I had put my work gloves away in the garage. I realized I needed them for one last task. As I was going to get them, Maryann asked me about something else. I then went to the garage to get the gloves. Do you know, I had to come back and ask her what I went to the garage to get? We laughed. I did get the gloves.<br /><br />Loved the jokes. Poor great-grandad. Too bad he didn't learn about safe sex. Snerx.<br /><br />Take care.Jack K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10619303846748379807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6898025342845778058.post-61673097596068269582010-04-14T21:38:46.020+10:002010-04-14T21:38:46.020+10:00Good Morning Darling Merle! I haven't been on ...Good Morning Darling Merle! I haven't been on Blogger for so long, taking a break. I am so sorry to hear of your leg..I hope that you are feeling up to par soon. As always, I will keep you in my prayers. Thank you for the laughs, I especially loved the last one!!<br />Hugs friend, SharonSharon's Cottage Quiltshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08724582452729561733noreply@blogger.com