Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Creation - Australian Version.

Post 72 - - - - Tuesday, 21 November 2006

Hi Everyone ~~ Will try again tonight with a short post and
see what happens. I have had a busy day, which started early
with a phone call telling me of the death of another cousin.
He was only 63 years old which is too young.

Anyway there have been a few calls back and forth as well as a
visitor. Thank you all for your comments, I will get back to you.
And special thanks for the messages of encouragement. They are much appreciated as are the writers of same.

Tonight, I am just going to post one article, sent to me by my dear friend Jeanette . Thank you Jan for that.
It is called “Creation, Australian Version.” Not very complimentary to Aussie Blokes, but pretty funny. Enjoy.

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches and going to the beach and BBQs.
He created night for prawning, sleeping and BBQs.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day God created water – for surfing, swimming,
and BBQs on the beach.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants-
to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQs.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth Day God created a Bloke – to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQs.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer and stand
around the barbie with. So God created Mates.
And God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.
He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns.
And God saw that it was good. Well – almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas – to clean the house, to bear the children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie.

And then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome.

It was Australia.

I hope no-one was offended by that. Maybe some of those Blokes should be.
I will leave it at that for this post. Take care folks. Merle.

Post 72 - - - - Tuesday, 21 November 2006



audrey` said...

I'm so sorry to hear about the passing of your cousin.
Please take care, Merle.
You're in my thoughts and prayers.

jel said...

I'm sorry too, to hear of the passing of your cousin,!

you and your family are in my prayers



Jeanette said...

Dear Merle
Glad to see you held in there and didnt give up.
My Deepest Sympathy to you on the loss of another cousin.
Nice to see you post the Aussie creation.
Take care keep smiling lots of hugs oooooooo Merle ..Jan

Gwen said...

Merle...My thoughts are with you at
this sad time.
Enjoyed your joke hang in there Merle.
Stay strong.

Sue said...

Dear Merle,
Please accept our sincere sympathy on the loss of your cousin. Our hearts are with you. Your posts brightens every morning for us!
((hugs)) Susie (and Bill too!)

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Anonymous said...

Our hearts are with you.

That was a cute creation story.

JunieRose2005 said...

Sorry for your loss of another relative.


I enjoyed your post about the Creation. :)


Tracie said...

Hi Merle,
l loved the 'creation' story it did make me smile.
Sorry to hear about your relative Merle l am thinking of you at this time.
from tracie

PEA said...

Losing a loved one is never easy...I offer you my sincerest sympathies. I'm glad you posted again Merle...I know how frustrating it can be to make a post but I always think you do just fine! We need our "Merle" fix every day you know!! lol Loved this joke...hey if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at!!! lol You take care dear friend xoxo

audrey` said...

Dearest Merle

Thank you so much for your care and concern.
My daughter is 16-year-old. Bel is taking the news very badly. Please cover her with prayers.
Thank you, Merle.

LittleJen said...

Hi Merle,

Am so sorry to hear of the death in the family and yes definately too young.

Am thinking of you in this sad time.

Lov Jo

mreddie said...

So sorry to read about your loss of a family member - and I agree, 63 is much too young. ec

Granny said...

Merle, I too am sorry about your cousin and hope for a safe journey for you.

I liked the creation joke. Not offended at all. It's a joke.