My Choice.

Post 75 - - - - - Friday, 24 November 2006.

Hello everyone ~~ I hope you are all enjoying life and the weekend ahead will be a good one for you. I guess all the

turkey has been eaten by now in the US, so I hope that

you all had fun and lots to be thankful for. I am feeling

a little tired after the day travelling, but quite OK.

I have chosen a piece tonight called “My Choice.”

When the Lord gave out brains,

I thought He said trains ---

And I missed mine !!

When He gave out looks,

I thought He said books ---

And I didn’t want any !!

And when he gave out noses,

I thought He said roses ---

And I ordered a big one !!

When he gave out legs,

I thought He said kegs ---

So I ordered two fat ones !!

When He gave out ears,

I thought He said beers ---

So I ordered two long ones !!

When He gave out chins,

I thought He said gins ---

So I said, “Give me a double.”

Oh Lord, am I a mess !! - - - Anonymous.

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Now to find some jokes - - - -

“Oh God,” sighed the wife one morning, “I’m convinced my mind

is almost completely gone,”

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented,

“I’m not surprised. You’ve been giving me a piece of it every day

for thirty years.”

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Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

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Patient : How do my X-rays look Doctor ?

Doctor : Well I just talked to my accountant and it looks like you’re going to need surgery.

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“Have you ever made a serious mistake in treating a patient ?” asked the friend of the surgeon.

“Never but once,” replied the surgeon.

“Was it fatal ?”

“Almost. I charged a man $7500 for an operation and found out later he had $20,000. “

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I never drink anything stronger than gin for breakfast. A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch ? - - - W. C. Fields.

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How do you get a guy with a PhD in history off your porch ?

Pay him for the pizza.

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A teacher of the earth science slass was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about longitude, latitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 15 minutes longitude ?

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be

eating alone.”

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John was talking to his friend in school. My father doesn’t know whether to buy a bicycle or a cow. Susan tried to give some advice, “ Your father would look silly riding a cow.”

“And he would look sillier milking a bicycle,” replied John.

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A few quotes to finish with - - - -

A man who asks is a fool for five minutes. A man who never asks

is a fool for life. - - Chinese proverb.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world

walks out. - - - Unknown.

A smile is a window in your face to show your heart is home.

Anger is one letter short of danger.- - Eleanor Roosevelt.

Be careful what you ask for, you may get it. – - - Unknown.

Bye for now folks, Take care, Merle.

Post 75 - - - - Friday, 24 November 2006.

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