Post 301 - - - - - Friday 31st August, 2007.
Hello Everyone ~~ I hope all is well in your neck of the woods.
All well here at my place. Unfortunately, my son John is ill with
a virus and is not able to work for a few days at least. I hope he is
soon better. All I can do is keep away, so I don't get it. My computer is playing funny games tonight It may improve later. So I will get to the story tonight about Colors of Friendship. Written by that prolific well known author --Author Unknown. That doesn't sound right!THE COLOR OF FRIENDSHIP.
<><> -- Author Unknown. Now for some jokes - - - A blonde's car breaks down on the motorway one day. So she eases it over Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway, occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling : "What the heck is going on here ?" "My car broke down," says the blonde calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road ?" asks the cop. And she said, "Oh, those are my emergency flashers !!" You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. It said "Parking Fine." So that was nice !!" An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked if him, "Can I sit like you So the rabbit sat on the ground beneath the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate him. The moral of this story is : "To be sitting and doing nothing, you is there anything you can do for him ?" "Well," said the vet, "Let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examined his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down !" "What, because he's cross-eyed ?" "No, because he's really heavy !!" <><> We were on our way to the hospital, where our 15 year old daughter was to have a tonsillectomy. "Dad," our teenager said, "How are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery ?" "That's easy," he replied, "They're going to give you a phone !" <><> A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead ?" she asked the pupil. "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,: explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Pssst" and it didn't move." <><> And a few quotes to close with - - - Give up for a second and that is where you will finish. Its OK to kiss a fool, its OK to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you. The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory. A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of half as good. Luckily this is not too difficult. If your ship does't come in, swim out to it. Jonathan Winters. Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, Life is short so Party we must !! When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hold on. Enough for tonight, my friends. I hope you have a nice weekend coming up and I hope you have some fun. Love and best wishes to you all. Share some smiles. Cheerio. Merle. Post 301 - - - - Friday, 31st, August, 2007. <><><> |
6 comments:
Merle
I think to myself the best post ever and then you post again. I loved the colors and will try to remember the first joke for my art buddies.
We will celebrate Labor Day here this weekend so most people will have a 3 day weekend.
See you in September love and prayers
Loved your post today especially the small child pissing in the cat's ear...lmbo!!
Have a great day!
:)
Love the "party we must" quote. Party on, Merle : )
Thank you, Merle. I had not read the parable, THE COLOR OF FRIENDSHIP, before.
Pissed in the cat's ear...that's a good one.
I think I've read that one about the rainbow before, but it doesn't lose it's appeal.
I wouldn't mind some emergency flashers like that blonde had...
Hope John is better soon. Hugs xoxo
Hi Dear Merle, loved the colours.
oh you gave me a big laugh again specially Pssst in the cats ear .and good quotes my favorite.
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, Life is short so Party we must !!
sooo party we must..
Hope John feeling well very soon ,
xxxxxxxx Jan
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