Friday, March 23, 2007

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking.

Post 172 - - - - - Friday, 23rd March, 2007.

Hi Everyone ~~ I hope all is well with you, as it is with me. Peter will be
halfway home to Gympie tonight. He left here at 8 am and called to see Jan
at Yarrawonga, then headed home. I hear that Gwen was at Jan's place so
she saw him also. Hi Girls !!

I really enjoyed the visit even though it was a quick one, only three nights.
Last year he stayed a fortnight, which was great. I will be glad to hear that
he is safely home and then gets this eye operation over with. No doubt he
will be glad as well.

I have a little poem called "When you thought I wasn't looking." Anonymous.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you hang up my first painting on the refrigerator,and I wanted to paint
another.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you feed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind to animals.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I knew little things are special
things.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I heard you say a prayer, and I believed there is a God I could always talk to.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I felt you kiss me good night, and I felt loved.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you cared, and I wanted to be everything I could be.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked . . . .
and I wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought
I wasn't looking !!
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A few
jokes that my friend Sandy sent to me. Thank you Sandy.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted." Next day, she
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say - - - talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

A Woman's Prayer:

"Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive
him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death."
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Aging Gracefully.

May your bum stay firm and pert
May your boobies not head south,
May your lippy (lipstick) never bleed
Into thin lines around your mouth.
May you eat a ton of chocolate
But never gain a pound.
May you always look your best
Whenever Brad Pitt comes around.
May you never wear big pants
Or grow unwanted hair.
And if all else fails . . .
MAY YOU BE TOO SLOSHED TO CARE.
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It is easy to sit up and take notice. What is difficult is getting up and taking
action. - - - - Al Batt.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
- - - - Danny Kaye.

Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the
atmosphere in which all good affections grow. - - - - Thomas Bray.

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was
small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
- - - - Rebecca Richards.

Bye for now folks, Take great care. Love and Best Wishes to all. Merle.

Post 172 - - - Friday, 23 rd March, 2007.
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8 comments:

audrey` said...

Dearest Merle

I'm so happy to know that you had a very wonderful time with Peter.

I heard about the Burnley Tunnel accident.
Are your loved ones ok?

Take good care, my friend =)

RUTH said...

Catching up on a few posts here; really glad you had a good time with Peter and that he could help you out with all the scanner etc stuff. Love all your jokes and "pearls of wisdom" especially "Aging Gracefully"...going to pinch that and post it tomorrow on my garden blog (will link it back to you) I just know some of my Over 50 Bloggers group will love itas much as I did.!
Have a lovely weekend, stay well and keep smiling
Rx

Tracie said...

Hi Merle
thanks for stopping by and leaving comments - glad you enjoyed your 3 days with Peter - trust your well
from tracie

Tammy said...

Loved it all!
Have a great day!
:-D

Lee said...

Glad you and Peter had a wonderful time, Merle...albeit it short. It's great to be able to catch up in person, isn't it?

Thanks for the smiles. Have yourself a lovely, relaxed weekend..you probably need to catch up on a bit of sleep and relaxation now that Peter's left. :)

Jeanette said...

Dear Merle. Peter wont be far away from home now.we will all be thinking of him Tuesday when he has his eye operation. Hr told me you went shopping for a printer /scanner. so we might see some pics from time to time.Loved your post. When u was'nt looking. Aging Gracefully love it. If only we could grow old gracefully.Pleased to hear your report was good and you dont have to go back till november.

Joy Des Jardins said...

Glad you had a nice visit with Peter. I hope he left you in good condition with your computer. It's so nice to have him around to help out, isn't it Merle?

Loved your goodies...especially Aging Gracefully...

Have a wonderful weekend sweetie...hugs to you...

Leann said...

Hi my dear glad you had time with your company.its always great to have loved ones come to stay.
as always I enjoyed your post.it always gives my the giggles.the ones about hubbys and marriage for sure.
I have had my sure of relationships and some of the sayings ring so ture.

it says in the bible"its not good for man to be alone."
I say "well if he wasnt such a jurk he wouldnt be". should be on the end.
HeHe.
O well life goes on.

God bless you my friend have a great weekend.
(((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))
if you get lost take the + road.