Thursday, April 19, 2007

If Only.

Post 188 - - - - - - Thursday, 19th April, 2007.

Hi Everybody ~~ Thanks for your comments about Breakfast at
McDonalds. I thought it was a good story. I hope all is well with you
and yours. I have been busy cooking today. I made a huge casserole
in the crockpot and did heaps of vegetables, so all set for quite a while.
I am late starting tonight so will get on with it.

Tonight I have an item called "If Only" sent by my friend Warren.
Thanks Warren !!

If only I could hear your laughter and touch your pale face.

If only I could look into your blue eyes and touch your blondish
brown hair again.

If only I could feel your little hand wipe away the tears from my
eyes again.

If only I was a little white dove, I would join you in that beautiful
place called Heaven.

If only I could hear that whisper in my ear, "Grandma, I love you"
I'm now your Guardian Angel.

If only the Stars, Moon and Darkness can show me your beautiful
promised land.

If only I could hear your voice in the breeze and see your face in the
clouds. I would rejoice to know you're near.

If only those Memories we shared will never fade or will never be
forgotten.

If only this heartache, that I carry will someday subside.

I guess someday when we meet at Heaven's Gates for eternity.

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A Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which
she was entered. But as she got older, she became very
temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the
evening, she would win well, but when she raced during the day
she would come in dead last. He finally had to give up because
he decided the horse was a real night mare.
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious
enough to take the trucking company responsible to court.

In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning
farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at he scene of the accident, "I'm fine?"

Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell tou what hapened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the . . . . ."

"I didn't ask for details," the lawyer said, "just answer the question.
Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine !' "

Farmer Joe said, " Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I
was driving down the road . . ."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule Bessis."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when
this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was was thrown
into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However,
I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came
on the scene. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her
between the eyes.Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in
his hand and looked at me. He said, " Your mule was in such bad shape I
had to shoot her - - how are you feeling ?" "I'm fine !!"
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Actual writing on hospital case sheets and charts - - - -

1. The patient refused an autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkedly insignificent with
only a 40 pound weight gain in the last three days.

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night.

6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

7. On the second day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it
disappeared.

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears
depressed.

9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

10. Discharge status : Alive, but without my permission.

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert, but
forgetful.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. She stated she had been constipated for most of her life
until she got a divorce.

19. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

20. Skin : somewhat pale. But present.

21. Patient has 2 teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

22. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

23. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

24. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady
pregnant.

25. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped,
and he was feeling better.
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday
to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one
house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one
came to the door after he knocked several times.

Finally he took his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20"
and stuck it in the door.

The next day, as he was counting the offering, he found his
card in the collection plate. Below his message, was a notation
"Genesis 3:10"

Revelation 3:20 reads : Behold I stand at the door and knock.
If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in
to him, and will dine with him, and he will with me."

Genesis 3"10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden,
and I was afraid because I was naked."
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There is nothing like walking to get the feel of the country. A fine
landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo.
Even a bicycle goes too fast.- - - -Paul Scott Mowrer.

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good
poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable
words. - - - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they
could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the
thought that things are so bad they have to get better.
- - - - Malcolm S. Forbes.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch
eraser -- in case yu thought optimism was dead.
- - - - Robert Brault.

Time to say Goodnight my friends. I hope you have a great
day, tomorrow. Love and Best wishes to all. Merle.

Post 188 - - - - - Thursday, 19th April, 2007.
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8 comments:

Dixiechick said...

I love the "If Only"...

Now you've made me hungry... gee thanks.. ;-)

Hope things are getting back to normal with you.

Leann said...

Hi dear merle sorry I havent been able to stop lately.I been in a stew of emotions and needed some time to empy out the junk.
this will be short cause I have appiontment in a short time.so just wanted to say Hi and I was thinking about you,God bless.Ill be back to read later when I get some free time.
(((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))

JunieRose2005 said...

Hi Merle,

Just stopping by to say Hi!

Enjoyed your post, as always!

Junie

Puss-in-Boots said...

Merle, it is so good to have you back. I missed you while you were away but I hope you had a wonderful time.

Welcome back!

Hugs xoxo

Jim said...

Hi Merle -- Very good as usual!

I wouldn't ever give up on a good night mare.
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Lee said...

Howdy, Merle...sorry I've not been in for a couple of days...I've been very busy...head down and bum up! :)

Glad to see all is well with you. Great posts, as usual. Take good care. :)

audrey` said...

If only we could meet and have a cup of tea together =)
HeHe!

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