Wednesday, September 26, 2007

New Post below the last two,

Post 323 - - - - - - Wednesday, 26th September, 2007.

Hi again folks ~~ I had most of a post in Drafts as I knew
I would be busy. So it has posted below the last two posts
and is called "The Pink Dress." Sorry about that !!

An extra joke for your trouble if you decide to go find it.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could just take
a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money. I'm
broke !" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty !" he said.
"Not until you have seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got
a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electriciity
this morning !!"

Goodnight once again - - see you next time.
Cheers, Merle.

Post 323 - - - Wednesday 26th September, 2007.
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9 comments:

Leann said...

LOL!!!!you crack me up.I read both posts.this will be short cause I still have stuff to do.and thing to put away from the trip.I had o rest for a while cause for some reason my darn leg was acting up.any way have a great week and weekend my dear.
thanks for your sweet comments on my blog its always nice to see your sweet smiling face on my blog.
((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))
God bless you and keep you safe in the palm of his hand.

daffy said...

*chuckles* very good Merle! :o)

T*mmy said...

LMBO!!! Love the joke!!

Like you I have been busy this week and have stored a few things in draft for later on.!

I hope you are having a wonderful day!
:)

mreddie said...

"The pink dress" was worth searching for - I wonder how many times we meet angels and are unaware of it? ec

audrey` said...

Dear Merle

See you again next time =)
Take care.

Jim said...

Hi Merle, this one is a classic. Except for the horse manure, it is a 'clean' joke too. :-)
..
You can tell, I'm back, and even posted a couple of blogs today.
At PHOTO PLACE and LITTLE BLOG.
..

JunieRose2005 said...

:) Very funny one!!

June

Lady Di Tn said...

Love the post. Enjoy your day with the Blogger. Look forward to reading about your day.

I am Thankful for the rain last night and today . Maybe the Art Venture Group should meet more often and cause it to rain.

I was just gonna get directions how to get to the restaurant but your blog called me over to read.
love and prayers

audrey` said...

Hi Merle

Eeeeeee...
So funny =)