Monday, May 05, 2008

Happy Birthday June.

Post 447 ~ ~ ~ 4th May, 2008.

Just a very quick post tonight to ask you to please
go and visit our blogging friend June as she has
her birthday tomorrow. (Monday, 5th). I hope
you have a wonderful day dear June.

Since I am here, I will post the last of the blonde
jokes, that I found in our paper. btw June is blonde.

She was soooooooo blonde. . .

. . . she studied for a blood test.

. . . she thought she needed a token to get on to
Soul Train.

. . . she sold the car for fuel money.

. . . when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice.

. . . when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,
"Airport left" she turned around and went home.


She was soooooooo blonde . . .

, , , when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.

. . . if she spoke her mind, she'd br speechless.

. . . she thought she could not use her AM radio
in the evening.

. . . she had a tee-shirt that said "TGIF" which she
thought stood for "This goes in front."
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Must get off to bed now, I hope the week has
started well for you, and that it will be a good one
for you. Take care of yourselves and each other.
Love and best wishes to you all. Cheers, Merle.

Post 447 ~ ~ ~ Sunday, 4th May, 2008.
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17 comments:

Old Lady Lincoln said...

Ha!Ha!Ha! Love the blonde jokes. Went to June's blog and wished her a Happy Birthday. Sleep well tonight, hope your week will be a fabulous one. How is the medicine working for your niece?

JunieRose2005 said...

Hi Merle,

And thanks so much for the birthday greetings!
I appreciate all my good wishes!

Hope you are doing ok- I'm a little behind with my blog readings with so much going on with us lately!

LOL- Yes! I AM blonde, but only because it blends well with the gray!

Love,


Junie

Jim said...

Thank you Merle, for the heads up. People need to be remembered on their birthdays.

Thank you also for these blond jokes. We all know some blondes who would act like some of these.
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Oh yes, here also,
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!
Happy Birthday, June!

Just a little bit of Jim's singing. That is the best I can do, Happy Birthday, June!
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Duxbury Ramblers said...

Keep them jokes coming Merle - we love them.

the ramblers.

Jeanette said...

Hi Dear Merle, The Blondes gave me quiet a chuckle tonight , im on my way over to junie's/ Take care my friend Love Janxxx

deborah wilson said...

Dear merle,

hehe-

The blonde joke, "If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless" sounds like myself these days. lol

mreddie said...

I used to be a blonde, now I am a none - or mostly so. :) ec

Lucy Stern said...

I am so glad that I am not blonde!!! Have a good week too.

Pearl said...

Thanks for making me smile. That little blonde girl has some serious issues...lol

Take good care of yourself.
Hugs,

Renie Burghardt said...

Dear Merle,

Blond jokes are always funny, and I enjoy them. I'm a bit late but I'll go over and wish June a happy birthday. Have a wonderful day, dear Merle.

Love and Blessings,

Renie

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ Even though I was a day late... let me wish June a Happy Birthday too! I hope all is well? ~ jb///

Dave said...

Happy (belated) Birthday June!!

Good blonde jokes Merle! *S*

Peter said...

Hi Merle, just a quick hello, things here are going along OK, Vicki is very slowly responding to her medication still has lots of joint pains and a fair few headaches, but is looking and feeling better.
Your "war picture' didn't turn up BTW

Kila said...

". . . she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening."

That one made me laugh!

Yes, I'm blonde.

Been a while, but just had to stop by and say hello! :)

Janice said...

Hi Merle,

I wished June a happy B-day too. I loved the blond jokes.

Take care,
Janice~

Mountain Mama said...

I went over and wished Junie a happy Birthday.
Love the jokes Merle.
Hugs

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