Post 684 ~ ~ ~ Thursday, 27th May, 2010,
Hi again Folks ~~ Just finally got the photos to load and it has taken half
the day. Success at last.
These are the lovely flowers that Bec sent and some of my cards.
The beautiful flowers with the Teddy Bears that were attached.
The Teddy Bears detached. The mother bear is Lizzie and has a lovely
navy blue velvet dress trimmed with gold. Velvet bow in her hair.
Guess I have to figure out a name for Junior. Maybe Lulu.
Since I am here, we may as well have a couple of jokes.
My friend in Qld. Margaret sent me the first one. A Blonde in Church.
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan."
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I
want the party who did this to stand and ask for forgiveness from
God and this Christian community.
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember you will be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then slowly a drop-dead gorgeous blonde that would stop traffic rose
from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as
she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of
my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation
One more sent by my friend Nick of the Sometimes Saintly kind. Thanks.
My Living Will.
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
The got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out all my grog.
They are so on my hit list . . . .
Take care my dear friends. Love and Best Wishes to you all.
A big Happy Birthday to my brother Peter tomorrow. Have a great day.
Post 684 ~ ~ ~ Thursday, 27th May, 2010.