Friday, January 12, 2007

Short Post.

G'day Everyone ~~ I hope you are all well and enjoying life as I am. It has been cooler here today, thank goodness. I have evaporative cooling which is wonderful and helps me survive the Summer weather. I am enjoyig my grand-dogs and we are getting on just fine. John is due back on Suday, so they will be thrilled to see him.

I am so sorry that the post last night came out all wrong for some of you, but some were able to read it. I think if you go to Word, then Font, then whingdings, select all and then change the font to New Times Roman or whatever, and maybe that will work. I hope it does not happen again.

I will make this a short post, just in case of problems. From Friendship Book again.

Ten-second sermon with a smile - - -It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

To help or bless the whole wide world
Is far too much for me,
But in my little sphere I'll try
A gentle friend to be.
And at the last I may well find
I've comforted by being kind.

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Just a couple of jokes tonight - - -

A young boy approached a policeman and says, "Please, officer, my father has got
into a fight at the pub. Can you help him?"

The policeman agrees and follows the boy around the corner to the pub, where he
sees two men brawling on the footpath (sidewalk)

The policeman asks the boy, "Which man is your father?"
The boy replies, " I don't know, that's what they're fighting about.

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I was having trouble with my computer, so I called Harold the computer bloke to
come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, It was an ID ten T error. I didn't want to appear stupid, but none the less
inquired, "An ID ten T error? What's that in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error?" "No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said "and I think you will figure it out."
So I wrote down ID10T.
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Will see if that works out OK. Take care, my friends. Cheers, Merle.

Post 110 - - - - - Friday, 12 th January, 2007.

13 comments:

JunieRose2005 said...

LOL

So THAT'S what my problem was.....

That's funny!

Junie

Tracie said...

hi merle .....much better ...l can read your blog today. Liked the jokes as usual.

Peter said...

I just tried yesterdays post again using Internet Explorer and it came up with whingdings,

anyone who couldn't read it can highlight all the funny text and copy (ctrl c) it and paste (ctrl v) to Word, make sure your formatting taskbar is ticked, then select whatever text style and size you want to use to read it.

Raggedy said...

Great post!
I am glad you are enjoying your dogs and that your a cooled off some.
I heard the ID10T error before but it was wonderful to see it again.
I had not heard the boy and police man one. I read it to my Hubby and he got a good chuckle..thanks
Yes I took the cat from your post for the toilet cleaning..tee hee (but not for a post they really needed to be cleaned !)
Stay cool and I will stay warm.
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
Love,
Raggedy

Granny said...

I just read the post before this one and it was fine. ??

Thanks for your comments - I've fallen behind in replying and to reading blogs - partly because of stupid blogger not letting me access or comment.

Have a great weekend.

Ann

P. S. What's all this about punctuation and the apostrophe? I guess I'll have to look at Peter's blog and find out.

Tammy said...

I can identify with the computer bloke lately...argggggg!!
:-D
Wishing a cooling breeze for you my friend!!

Lee said...

That last joke refers to me, I think, Merle! ;)

Tonya said...

Hi Merle.. glad you hear you are able to keep cooled off a bit with the weather being so hot.. The jokes are great as usual and I can read it fine today!!

mreddie said...

Glad it cooled a bit for you, we are still having temps up and down. Sat and Sun are supposed to be in the 70s(F) then rain and by the end of the week the highs will be 40s. ec

Joy Des Jardins said...

Hi Merle,

I'm glad to hear it was cooler in your neck of the woods. I just posted something about the recent weather we're having. Stop by...

Sorry you had some trouble with your post yesterday. I can see that it came out all in whingding symbols. Your post today is fine...take care dear friend...

Leann said...

I can read the post before this to its fine.keep the jokes coming they make my day.glad to hear your cooler there.its still brown grass here but got cooooold.but thank God we arent getting the ice storms others are getting.well have a good day.and thanks for stoping on my blog.God bless.

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hi Merle, this post was fine. Must be those gremlins that attacked my computer last week!

It is hot, hot, hot here today. Hopefully it will signal a storm later. We certainly need the water!

Talk soon

Hugs

Margaret said...

Dear Merle, just quickly catching up. I enjoyed the reading as usual. Hope you are managing to keep cool in that heat. Love Margaret