Post 534 ~~ Monday, 17th November, 2008.
Hello Everyone ~~ Here we go again ~~ all OK here and hope you are the same. I do hope you all have a wonderful week. I got a fairly good report at the doctor today, I have a bit of this and a bit of that, but nothing serious, and we agreed we would leave well alone until they create a real problem. So that was a relief. I have been cooking again, so hope I last long enough to post a decent post.
We have had a birthday today -- our good friend Connie aka Meow, so please pop over to wish her a very
Happy Birthday. I hope you have had a wonderful day, Connie
Three generations ~~ Granddaughter Kate, recently home from France, Merle
and daughter Kathy.
This one is for my dear friend Joy. Surely mine is more covered than yours ??
Another from Helen Steiner Rice. "Things To Be Thankful For."
To good green earth beneath our feet,
The air we breathe, the food we eat,
Some work to do, a goal to win,
A hidden longing deep within
That spurs us on to bigger things.
And helps us meet what each day brings,
All these things and many more
Are things we should be thankful for . . .
And most of all our thankful prayers
Should rise to God - because He cares!
Now for some jokes ~ ~ ~
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question. "When you die and go to Heaven . . . .
which part of your body goes first?"
Susie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands.
"Why do you think that Susie?"
Susie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him, with the stramgest look on her face. "Now Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, when I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh, God I'm coming." "If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
Q,Name a major disease associated with cigarettes,
A, Premature death.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very when this abosolutely
stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," say the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier." she replies.
"Do you speak to your wife when you are making love?"
"Only if she rings up."
A little girl's prayer : "Oh God, make the bad people good and the good people nice."
Well, it has been a busy day, so goodbye for tonight. I will try to do my next post earlier in the day before I get too tired. Bye for now, Take great care. Love and best wishes to you all. Cheers, Merle.
Post ~ ~ 534. Monday, 17th November, 2008.