Award's Night.

Post 405 ~ ~ ~ Wednesday, 6th February, 2008.

Hi Everyone ~~ I hope all is well with you, as it is with me.
I have been busy cooking again - a Microwavable Chicken
and a Turkey leg roast with lots of vegetables. So I am
late starting this tonight.

Three kind people have given me a heart, so I am posting
that here and would like to thank Janice, Gledwood and
Jeanette. Thank you so much And to all my friends, I
would like to share this with you all.

Something for you
Give this heart ♥ to
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12 ♥

Also I have been very honored to have been given
several awards, for which I am most grateful.

Renie gave me the Young at Heart awhile back. Thank
you my friend. I want to pass it on to the following -

Ann Robyn Margaret and Mountain Mama

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Junie gave me the Blessings to be passed on to three
people. Thank you June and I want to pass it on to

Audrey Renie and Pearl

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Lady Di gave me the You Cheer Me Up award. Many
thanks Di and I have to pass it on to four people. They are

Patty Connie Karen and Gledwood

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Audrey kindly gave me the Spread the Love award, Thank
you dear friend and I have to pass this one to Lady Di

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Last, but by no means least, my friend Sma gave me the
You Make the World a Better Place award. I am far from sure
that I deserve this or any of the others, but I am happy to
have been awarded these honors. Thank you dear Sma and
I have to pass this on to five others. They are the following

Pea Sue Jeanette, Jim and Nick

I would like to give all these to all my readers, but rules
are rules. After all of that, I will get on to jokes tonight.
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Natural Cure.
While serving as associate pastor in a church in California
gold country, I had an elderly gentleman attend some of our
Bible studies.

When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright.
He told me he had started to feel sick, but a friend told him
of a natural supplement that had helped him to get better
right away. When I asked what it was, he said it was available
at health food stores and was like a natural antibiotic.

I again asked what this wonder supplement was called and he
said, (meaning Echinacea) "Euthanasia, I think."
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What is a Cat ?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They're moody.

8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION :
They're tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a Dog ?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss.

9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION :
They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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The managing director of a large company - which he had
founded - received a short job application letter for the
position of assistant managing director from a young man
who had detailed his education at a top public school,
outlined his aristocratic background and intentions of
marrying the daughter of a duke - yet failed to give any
indications of his competency or even knowledge of
the available job.

The managing director therefore felt obliged to write
back to the young man : "Dear Sir, Thank you for
applying for the position advertised. I am unable to employ
you since we require the services of someone for managerial
rather than breeding purposes."
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Why Men are Happier.

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never fall pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Same work. More pay.
Wrinkles add character.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can play with toys all your life
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Last night he met a woman in a bar, He chatted to
her and soon they were kissing and cuddling. Then they
went outside and walked towards her car where their
passion increased. She took out her car key, kissed him
passionately and told him, "You can have anything you
want."
So, he took the key and her car.
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I wouldn't say my boyfriend was stupid, but when
we wnt to the park last night and I said I saw a dead bird,
he asked, "Where ?" and looked up to the sky.
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Greg had asked if he could marry Mr Brown's daughter.

"Would you still love her as much if she was poor ?" asked
Mr Brown, who was a self made multi-millionaire.
"Of course, sir," replied Greg with feeling.

"Then I'm not happy about you marrying her." replied
Mr. Brown, "I don't want a fool in the family."
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It's quite obvious that Adam was an idiot. There he was
in Paradise, with a beautiful naked woman and what does
want to do? Kiss and cuddle? Make love?

No, he wants to eat fruit.
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Well, I have to close now, as my eyes won't stay open.
I hope you are enjoying the week so far. Look after
yourselves and take great care driving.
Love and best wishes to you all. Cheers, Merle.

Post 405 ~ ~ ~ Wednesday, 6th February, 2008.
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