Friday, May 23, 2014

Gone but never forgotten

Hello everyone.... 
Saturday the 24th May would of been Merle's 80th birthday... 
Unfortunately she is gone, but never forgotten... 

I just thought I would share this with all of her friends in her computer.  
To celebrate how much I love her, and miss her, I got a tattoo that reminds me of her.
I hope that she would like it, as it know she loved purple, and butterfly's and the saying is on a pillow she gave me. But she always said she was waiting for my other tattoos to wash off.. Lol

Hope everything is going great in all of your lives, thank you again for all of your kind words and wishes.
Cheers Bec


Saturday, February 08, 2014

Merle's last goodbye.

Hello to all of Merle's friends, its Peter here and I'm afraid that I am the bearer of some very bad news, my dear sister Merle passed away today, quite suddenly but fortunately peacefully.
During my last conversation with her Merle told me that she had had enough and was just waiting to die, while this surprised me at the time I now see that having made peace with those of us she cared most about she simply shut down her resistance and allowed the inevitable to happen.
We are hoping for one last miracle, that is that her funeral can be arranged for Tuesday 11th February so that I can attend before my surgery booked for Thursday 13th February, to those who may not know about this, its the reversal of my colonoscopy after my encounter with bowel cancer last year.
To any of you who followed her blog and/or facebook please know that you enriched her life with the joy she got from her "internet friends" we had many discussions about how deeply we both felt about  those "friends" we had never met and in most cases never expected to meet.
The world is a much better place because Merle spent time in it, not enough time , but then I guess that always applies.
Thank you for the pleasure you gave to Merle.
Rest In Peace.

Peter.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

January 2014 update....

Hey everyone, it's Merle's granddaughter Bec again...
Sorry it's been awhile since I've updated you all... Time flies..
I hope everyone had a great Christmas and thanksgiving and New Year's Eve...

I was unsure of what to write so I've stolen a paragraph from Peter's blog http://holtieshouse.blogspot.com.au       (I hope that's ok Uncle Peter....)

"It was hot enough today to melt some fairly extensive sections of new bitumen on the motorway as I drove to Shepparton to visit again with my sister Merle, she is in the Shepparton Private Hospital waiting on a placement in respite at a nursing home, she has finally conceded that she is unable to look after herself at home so the move into respite will become permanent when a suitable room becomes available.
Merle has succumbed to Dementia over the last few months, its sad to see her repeating the same things over and over and with a fairly serious case of the “Oh Dears” which she prefaces almost everything with, “Oh Dear… I didn’t sleep well last night etc.”  

I know she does appreciate all of your kind words and prayers.

Thankyou all for caring 
Cheers Bec

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

No news is good news....

Hello everyone, it's Bec, Merle's granddaughter again - sorry its been awhile since you received an update on Merle. I was hoping she would post something herself... 

However I spoke with her just the other day and she is in good health and feeling pretty good.
I am not sure how to put it... Merle is doing pretty good, although her memory is a little jumbled up.... She does have good days and bad days, but all in all she is feeling good.
Her eyesight is failing her and she can't really see much. She told me she is booking in to have cataract surgery in the near future, so here's hoping she will be able to see much better soon and hopefully post again.

Thanks to you all for your well wishes and comments. 
I know she is very grateful to you all. As am I.

Also if you are Facebook friends with Merle, she kinda doesn't remember that she even has a Facebook page.. So I don't think she will be looking at her page anytime soon, but I do try to pass on your comments when I can.

Thanks again,
Cheers Bec

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You 
Happy Birthday Dear Merle
Happy Birthday To You

Wow.... 79 Years Young on May 24, eligible for the OBE next Year,
(Over Bloody Eighty).

I'm hoping that when Merle reads the instruction on her birthday card to check Blog for a surprise it might tempt her to write something????
The offer to proof read it and correct any typos still stands Merle if that concerns you, although I'm sure your Readers/friends would forgive them anyway.
Hope Your Birthday is a happy one and that some, or all, of your family will celebrate it with you.

Much Love... Peter.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mothers Day to All

quick update from Bec again.

I'm sure Merle would want to wish everyone a Happy Mothers Day.

She is doing well, but just can't seem to muster up enough energy to turn on her laptop and get back into blogging, at this stage.
I know she does miss all her friends in her computer.

As a little grandmothers day present from me, I printed out all the previous posts from her blog that Peter and I have posted for her, as well as all of your lovely comments and made a book for her... so hopefully when Australia Post delivers it, she will be able to see how much love and prayers have been sent her way.

I do thank everyone for your lovely comments and thoughts.
Hopefully Merle will be back blogging before we know it.

Cheers Bec

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Another sneaky update on Merle

Hi everyone, it's Bec again. (Merle's Granddaughter)

Merle is going good, still at home, although time is running away from her and the days seem to pass slower to her than they really are.... (Hope that makes sense!)

I honestly wasn't sure how to put it into words, so I've stolen a paragraph from Peter's blog...

"For any of you who read this and are my sister Merle's friends I'm sad to say I think her blogging days might be over, she is quite well in herself but can't summon up the energy to get back to blogging, this is sad because she really loved her blog and the circle of friends she made from it."


I'm still hoping she will eventually post another blog herself....

I pass on your kinds words and lovely thoughts. So thankyou on behalf of Merle.
Thanks to you all for caring.
Cheers Bec

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Another sneaky update

Hello everyone, It's Merle's granddaughter Bec again.

Merle is doing pretty good, but she is still trying to get into a routine.
When I last spoke to her, she was in good spirits and doing a few jobs around her house each day.
Although she isn't updating you all herself, her days are filled up with eating and sleeping and not much else. but I keep telling her that it's ok to just relax and take it easy.

I'm sure she misses you all and is very grateful for all your kind words and best wishes.

Peter seems to be handling his treatment, although he is just taking it one day at a time..

Here's hoping Merle can update you all herself soon.

Thanks for all your beautiful comments.

A very happy Easter to you all
Cheers Bec


Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Another update on Merle

Hi everyone, it's Bec again (Merle's granddaughter)

I'm being sneaky and posting this as I'm guessing you all are missing Merle and its been awhile since I last updated you all.
Here's hoping I don't get into trouble posting this, I'm only doing it cos I love you Grandma :)

Good news - Merle is home at last... Yay... I have spoken with her a few times and she loves being home and slowly trying to get back into a routine again.. As yet she hasn't had the energy to do much other then eat and sleep and watch some TV. Hence why she isn't updating you all herself.

Thank you all for your kind words and prays.
I reckon it won't be too long before Merle is posting jokes and updating you all herself.

Cheers Bec :)

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Update on Merle

Hello all - quick update on Merle - (this is Bec, her granddaughter).

Merle is in good spirits and feeling much better.
Fingers crossed, she will be home in a few weeks time.

Merle says thank you to you all for all your well wishes and prayers.

Merle asks if you could you please extend your wishes and prayers to her brother Peter, who has just been diagnosed with bowel cancer and is going through treatment at the moment.

Thank you all for your love and support.
Bec, on behalf of Merle.

Sunday, February 03, 2013

Respite

Well its Saturday night which is when Merle would write her weekly post if she was at home, so here is another brief update, she moved into a lovely room at Waratah Lodge at Moroopna (a sister city to Shepparton) and is booked in there for probably 2 weeks and then hopefully home.
Speaking of which I'm about half way home to Gympie Queensland only another 600 kms , so any news in future posts will have to filter down to me from Victoria.
Take heart in the fact that she is feeling very well and quite upbeat so that should help in her recovery.

Peter.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Update

Update
 Here is the latest on Merle's health, she has had the "pacemaker" installed, if that's the correct terminology, and the initial response seems to be the one we hoped for, she both looks and feels much better.
Now if her two weeks in respite can give her the chance to build up her strength she should be able to move back into her own home where she will feel much happier and confident.
I have passed on your good wishes, for which we both thank you, and with a little luck she will be able to use her laptop in the respite location????

Peter.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

it only takes a heartbeat

Hi all, its Peter here again and again I'm the bearer of bad news, Merle is back in hospital but this time we are hopeful of a better outcome, she is being fitted with a pacemaker to sort out her irregular heat beat, in the best of cases this can be an almost magical cure-all, so that's the one we're hoping for.
I'll pass on any information as we get it, thanks for caring!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Daddy's Car in the Woods..

Post   814  ~ ~ ~ Sunday,  13th  January, 20 13.

Hello my friends, Well I am making a late start on Sunday night, so be warned. This may be
a short post.  Who knows???

First I hope you are all doing well and enjoying your lives my friends. There is always something to learn every day and most of us have had time to make some great memories
so let us enjoy them while we may.

I have had cause to remember the past as I had a visit from my brother Peter which was great and we relaxed andcaught up with recent doings and laughing over some old ones.
He came on Wednesday and did I get a shock ??-- no notice of warning. THen John and Kathy came home from the funeral, so the volume increased. These two always got on well.

Thank you most sincerely to all who sent condolences and words of sympathy. It wa a very long week from the Mondey Laurie died until the next Monday to his Cremation Ceromony, but it felt better after and Julie is doing well and each day sounded better  She is still grieving but  "you gotta do what you gotta do" she quoted at me many times. I have been
asked many times over the years how I coped at different times ---Well I didn't have any
choice  You just manage to take the hand that is dealt to us.

It was great to see Peter and to spend a few days together, and he is going to call again on his way home towards the end of the month. I hardly went to sleep while he was here, so I need to be entertained it seems. It helped having someone to talk to.

Well I had better find a few stories or jokes now my friends.


Well the jokes will have to wait as I can hardly see what is inn the screen and I am cold
and tired (what's new??) Have to eat and take tablets  and get to bed.   will try to put some
jokes on through the week.

Take great care my friends and look after yourselves and each other.  My love qnd best
wishwa to you all.  Cheers, Merle.

Post  814 ~ ~ ~ Sunday,  13th  January,  2013.
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Tuesday, January 08, 2013

My Mother Said To Me.




Post 813 ~~Tuesday,  8th January,  2013

Hello My Friends ~~ A bit late for my Sunday post as I have had a few computer problems
And also have had a horrible week, so please forgive me.

My son-in-law passed away after a long illness with kidney problems and my poor daughter
is devastated and you can't imagine how sad I have been to hear her small voice and how
she can't sleep as for four years she has slept with one ear cocked to listen for her husband
so now maybe she can sleep, from sheer exhaustion. His funeral was yesterday and went off well with lots of hugs and crying together.  Plenty from myself for my Julie. Her husband was in agony so that pain will be gone now thankfully.  RIP Laurie.


First item tonight is from Mountain Wings.
 
My Mother Said To Me
=====================

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a
general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope."
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

~Pablo Picasso~--
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Another from Mountain Wings Called ~~ Tomorrow ~~ 
 A bit late for this year and was meant to be an earlier post  which
I missed posting.  Sorry my friends  ---Let's pretend. 
 
 
Tomorrow begins a new year. It's really just another day.
Nothing changes really.
Most will continue on the path that they are on. Many will make New Year's resolutions
and the vast majority of them will be broken by Valentine's Day.

Today is my birthday. It's a special day but it's really just another day. I will continue on the path that I've been on for years. I'm trying to improve, which is the path that I've been on


That's the path that I shall continue to be on. If you are not where you think you should be, I would not suggest that you try to change things tomorrow.

Why...because that is what most other people will do and they do it simply because it's supposedly a special day. Your change of path will only come when either you make up your mind that you are going on a new path because you are determined to change OR the pain becomes unbearable on the current path.

The problem with the latter is that once the pain eases you often return to the old path. The true BIRTHday is the day that you move from one path to another one (a better one) and stay on it. When that day comes mark it down on your calendar, for that day is really the special one.
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 And another from Mountain Wings

Kids Advice on Love and Marriage
=================================

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
* Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
* Kirsten, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then.
* Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at.
You got to be a fool to get married.
* Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
* Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
* Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
* Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
* Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
* Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
* Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
* Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
* Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
I don't want to be all grossed out.
* Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
* Anita, age 9


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
*Kelvin, age 8


"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
*Ricky, age 10
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Well my brother has arrived and was a big surprise, but I cannot concentrate, so again I must apologize and hope to do better next week.  I hope you are all well and enjoying your lives my 
friends.  My love and best wishes to you all  Cheers, Merle.

 
Post  813, Tuesday,  8th  January,  22013
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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Remember this lady

Post 812, Sunday, 23 December 2012

 Hello My dear friends, ~~

Back again after a couple of falls 3 days apart.
 Apart from the bruise still on my face, I am quite OK, Doctor thinks it is
too much calcium in my body, and cheerfully says I will have more falls
until we can reduce it. So I am hanging on to my walker and the rails in
my home like grim death, so here's hoping. actually he wasn't joking, he
was quite concerned as it can be dangerous with my low blood pressure
too.
 So that is all that over with.

 How are you all faring ?~~ better than me
I hope and all ready for the big day. I have one son coming on Christmas
Eve and the other for dinner together. on THE day. I forgot to say that
I cannot get up when I fall, so poor John has had two calls and isn't game
turn off his mobile phone.

 I wish each and everyone a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy,
Healthy and Prosperous New Year in 2013. I hope it is great for you all.
And thank you for your comments, I am getting through my replies, but
do appreciate them all and your support and Loyalty, We are in for a
VERY hot day tomorrow ~~39 C which is 103 F, so I won't be outside
much.
 Better get on to this, as the time goes so quickly.

First one is the story of a wonderful woman and came from my
good friend Lee. Thank you Lee.

Subject: Fwd: Remember this lady

Irena Sendler Died: May 12, 2008 (aged 98) Warsaw, Poland During WWII,
Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer
specialist. She had an ulterior motive. Irena smuggled Jewish infants out
in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in
 the back of her truck, for larger kids. Irena kept a dog in the back that
she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.
The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking
covered the kids/infants noises.
During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500
kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi's broke
both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.
Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out,
In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard.

 After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and
tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped
got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

 In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected.
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.
Later another politician, Barack Hussein Obama, won for his work as a
community organizer for ACORN.

In MEMORIAM - 65 YEARS LATER I'm doing my small part by forwarding
this message. I hope you'll consider doing the same. It is now more than
65 years since the Second World War in Europe ended.
This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain,
In memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million
Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests Who were murdered, massacred,
raped, burned, starved and humiliated!
Now, more than ever, with Iran , and others, claiming the HOLOCAUST
to be 'a myth', It's imperative to make sure the world never forgets,
Because there are others who would like to do it again. This e-mail is
intended to reach 40 million people worldwide! Join us and be a link in
the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world.

Please send this e-mail to people you know and ask them to continue
the memorial chain.
Please don't just delete it.
It will only take you a minute to pass this along.

That was quite long but she deserved it, saving so many babies and small
children.

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 Next on is called Ed and Norma. Thank you Jeanette for this.
 Subject: Ed and Norma.

Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year,
And every year Ed would say, " Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
 Norma always replied, " I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
One year Ed and Norma went to the fair,
and Ed said, " Norma, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter,
I might never get another chance"
To this, Norma replied, " Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty
bucks is fifty bucks"
The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word
it's fifty dollars.
 Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to
Ed and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but
you didn't. I'm impressed! " Ed replied, " Well, to tell you the truth I
almost said something when Norma fell out, But you know, Fifty bucks is
fifty bucks! "
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Another from Jeanette.
 Subject: Fw: A HUG, SMILE AND A LAUGH FROM ME TO YOU.

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an
elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's
desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should
make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked
over to the wheelchair.
 He said, I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too..'

 *****

 As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came
into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was
intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After
mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but
I don't think she knows how to use them..'

 *****
 Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn,
I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your
friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you
do now. Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those
things anyway.'

 ******
 Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving
immunization shots to children.. One day, I entered the examining room
to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed.
'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that,
the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!

 ******
On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said
to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how
do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed
awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make
up something, Dad It's okay if you don't know the answer.'

 *****
Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down
and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told
him. 'I'm going to Iraq ..' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a
war going on over there?'

 *****
 Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children
stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood Diseases. One afternoon, he and is
wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A
counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know
Newman was a famous movie star, explained, that's the man who made this
camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?'
Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.'
 An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'

 ***** .

.. And my personal favorite ..
 God's Problem Now: His wife's graveside service was just barely
finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a
tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling
in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
"Well, she's there."

 A smile - is a sign of joy. A hug - is a sign of love. A laugh - is a sign of
happiness. And a friend like me?-Well that's just a sign of good taste!
We'll be friends until I am senile. Then we'll be NEW friends.
 *******
 Next one is from my friend, Warren in Qld.
Thanks Mate for the Harley.

THE HARLEY ...
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God.'
 St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but he finally spoke,
'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
 God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.

 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobbles about too much
 
 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! '

Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
 God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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 I will close with this Pearly Gates one. A woman was waiting in the check-out
line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and
other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was
in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line. When
the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked
indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
 "Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there
and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time.

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Do you know what my beautiful grand-daughter did for me for Christmas,
she sent a donation to The McGrath Foundation, which is for the research
for Breast Cancer and help and support for those now going through breast
cancer. Thank you so much Bec, that meant a lot to me. There was also a nice
letter and card.

 Well my Friends, it is time for me to get off to bed, so until next week
I'll say Bye for now.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Dog For Sale.

Post  811  Sunday,  16th  December,  2012.

Hello again my friends ~ ~ It is good to be with you again and I hope this finds you well and happy.  I am both, although I prefer the word  content.  My ramp outside the front entrance is finished and I am used to it.  They put rails around it yesterday and it now looks  like sale yards for cattle or a prison. However I will get used to that also.

I had better get on with these jokes, some good ones   I think.
First one tonight was sent to me by my cousin Bail. Thank you Bill. Hope all is well.
It is called Dog For Sale.

DOG FOR SALE


 
A man sees a sign outside a house -
'Talking Dog For Sale .'

He rings the bell, the owner appears
And tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
 
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk,
The man asks,  "So, tell me your story." 

 
The Labrador looks up and says,
"Well, I  discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told  the  SAS.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country
Sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.
Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping,                 
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years." 

 
"But the jetting around really tired me out,
And I knew I wasn't getting any younger
So I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport
To do some undercover security work,
Wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings 
And was awarded several medals.
I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."            

The man was amazed
He goes back into the house and asks the owner
How much he wants for the dog. 

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"£10.....!!?  But this dog is absolutely  amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" 

"Because he's a lying bastard,                 
He's never been out of the garden."
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 This was sent by my friend in Canberra.
 Thank you, Linda May.
 

Subject: THIS IS AMAZING!



TRY IT !  New technology is so amazing !


I thought that Google Earth was good, but this is even more precise. Check this out, pretty scary to know they can find you anywhere. I'm not surprised to learn that such technology exists. It uses your IP address and finds the exact location of any Internet user in seconds. It uses a sophisticated time based algorithm to do so.

Try it and find your PRECISE location on the earth, then watch your screen as the system briefly analyzes your data...then displays your PRECISE location. Your location will pop up in a new window in about 10 seconds or so.

Click on the link below......

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html


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One from my good friend in the U.S.  Lady Di called The Blonde and the Porch.
Thank you Dianne.



Subject: The Blonde and The Porch
A  young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money  for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and  started canvassing a nearby well-to-do  neighborhood.

She  went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had  any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well,  I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said.  "How  much will you charge me?"

Delighted,  the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man  agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would  need were in the garage.

The  man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she  realize that our
porch goes ALL the way around the house?" 

"That's  a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The  wife replied, "You're right.  I guess I'm starting to believe all  those dumb blonde jokes."

A  few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.. 

"You're  finished already??" the startled husband asked.

"Yes,"  the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two  coats."

Impressed,  the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along  with a $10 tip.

"Thank  you," the blonde said,  "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a  Lexus."
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 Some short Mountain Wings ones ~~~~

 
Elephant Leg
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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg,
and he is trying to run away,
it is best to let him run.
~Abraham.Lincoln~

from The Mountain:
Sometimes it is just best to let some things go. 
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In A World Filled...
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In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope.
In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort.
In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream.
And in a world filled with distrust,
we must still dare to believe."
~Michael Jackson~
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Hints on How to Be a Friend
============================

1. Be Trustworthy.

When a friend tells you a secret, keep it.
Don't repeat it to others.

Trust is a vital part of friendship.
Loss of trust can destroy a friendship.



2. Be sensitive.

Be aware of a friend's needs. Try to know when your friend
needs to be with you and when your friend wants to be alone.

Respect his or her wish for privacy and need for personal space.



3. Be dependable.

If you make a promise to a friend, keep it.
Don't let your friend down.

Be there for him or her in good times as well as bad.

Let friends know they can count on you.



4. Be a good listener.

Kids like to talk to someone who listens actively.

Show a genuine interest in the things that are important to your
friend.

Maintain eye contact while he or she talks.



5. Be honest.

Let a friend know how you feel.

If a friend says or does something that hurts you, talk it over
with him or her privately.

Express your feelings as honestly as you can, and encourage your
friend to do the same.
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Perspective
============

A man went out for a walk.

He came to a river and saw a woman on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo," he shouted, "how can I get to the other side?"

The woman looked up the river then down the river then shouted 
back, 
 
  "You're already on the other side."

Life and truth is often a matter of perspective and viewpoint.
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When Things Go Wrong
=====================

When things go wrong don't go with them.
~Elvis Presley~
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Yale Educated
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The bank manager noticed the new clerk was terrible when it
came to counting money and adding up figures.

"Where did you get your financial education?" he asks.

"Yale," replies the lad. The manager is sure he's misheard the
man, so he asks his question again and the man again responds,
"Yale."

That can't be right, thinks the manager, so he decides he's
going to check it out online.

"And what's your full name again?" asks the manager.

"Yim Yohnston."
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A Christmas Song

 http://nethugs.com/holidays/christmas/a-christmas-song
 
Please watch this lovely Christmas song by John Lennon. It is
my very favourite song for Christmas.
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Well that is enough fun and frivolity my friends, so until next Sunday.  I am off to bed so I will be bright tomorrow.  My daughter Kathy and her two younger girls, Krissy nearly 20 and
Jorja 14, are coming for a flying visit which will be great for us all.
Goodbye my friends and look after each other and yourselves.
My love and best wishes to you all. I hope you enjoyed the song.
Cheers, Merle.
 
Post  811 ~ ~ ~ Sunday,  16th  December, 2012.
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Monday, December 10, 2012

Being Green.

Post 890 ~ ~ ~Sunday, 9th December, 2012. Hello Dear Friends ~ ~It is nice to be back with you again. And a very Big Thank You to the faithful friends who left comments. I will try to answer them tomorrow. I just was about to Publish and the entire post went wherever posts go to when they get lost. So here goes again at 10 to 11 Sunday night.

It has been busy around here the last few days. I had Archie the Builder (Bob the Builder was busy). They built me a wonderful ramp from the front porch to the ground in 2 easy stages - walk down one have a rest if necessary, then down another ramp. It is so easy after the steep one I had before. Wish I had this 6 months ago. But once again, I am very grateful to D.V.A.

 I hope you are all happy with your lives and as well as can be.

 MountainWings. Being Green Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

 The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment f or future generations." She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day .

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were truly recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

 Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

 Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smartass young person.
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The Nude Clock. Hope it works. -------- Original Message ------- The Nude Men Clock (and it is NOT X-rated)........ how clever. Somebody has way too much time on their hands! Be sure to click on the clock to make it digital.
It's actually the correct time even counting the seconds !!! What kind of computer engineer mind thinks of these things ? Yipes! This is extremely clever and it does actually work, in BOTH formats!!!! Digital and Analog, and it's actually on YOUR correct time. http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html Click anywhere in the clock and it becomes digital, another click and it returns to analog – The digital one is where the action really is – the joints really jumping there ;

Thank you Dear Jan for this one.

On his 74th birthday,a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticketto the medicine man and wondered what he was there for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,"

This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say “1-2-3. When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say “1-2-3-4,”  he responded."But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next  full moon."

 He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What’s the 1-2-3 for?"    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

 

To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,

grandchildren,

nieces,

nephews,

or students...

here is something to make you chuckle.


Whenever your children are out of control,

you can take comfort from the thought that

even God's omnipotence did not extend

to His own children.


After creating heaven and earth,

God created Adam and Eve.


And the first thing he said was

"DON'T
! "
 
"Don't what ?"
Adam replied.
Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit
?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit
!"

No Way !"  

"Yes way! "  
"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "
said God.


Why?
  "Because I am your Father and I said so! "
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,

God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked
!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit
? "
God asked.


"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you ? "
said the Father.

 
"I don't know,"
said Eve.

"She started it ! "
Adam said.
"Did not ! "
"Did too ! "
"DID NOT ! "
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
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 Well enough for tonight my friends.  Look after yourselves and each other.
My love and best wishes to you all.  Cheers, Merle.

Post   890 ~ ~ ~ Sunday, 9th December,  2012.
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Saturday, December 01, 2012

Woman and a Fork.

Post  789 ~ ~ ~ Sunday  2nd December,  2012.

Hello my dear friends ~~ Well after all sorts of problems, it seems to be going well so far. I hope it does as I was close to closing down. Blogger gave me a hard time and wouldn't let me get to my own blog. and refused to believe there was an URL nor would they  recognize
my name at all.  Apparently all is forgiven now.  I got very frustrated and felt so down that
I could hardly do anything.   Particularly with my sleep problems and not being able to stay awake. That also is frustrating and I am going to see the doctor about that and the very jerky things my arms do. etc etc. Will let you know how that goes. May be Parkinsons.

Thanks to Peter for his Fill in and thanks to the old favorites who keep in touch faithfully.
I do appreciate you all and I hope you know that.

Well I will get on with this post in case I feel the need to put my head down.

First tonight is the title one, Woman With a Fork which was sent to me by my goof friend Theanne. Thank you Theanne.


My blog is located here: 

Woman and a Fork

There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.

She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in.

Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her...

'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly.

'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply.

'This is very important,' the young woman continued.. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.'

The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say.

That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked.

'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor.

The young woman explained. 'My grandmother once told me this story, and from that time on I have always tried to pass along its message to those I love and those who are in need of encouragement. In all my years of attending socials and dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your fork.' It was my favorite part because I knew that something better was coming...like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. Something wonderful, and with substance!'

So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and I want them to wonder 'What's with the fork?' Then I want you to tell them: 'Keep your fork ..the best is yet to come.'

The Pastor's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the young woman good-bye. He knew this would be one of the last times he would see her before her death.. But he also knew that the young woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did.. She had a better grasp of what heaven would be like than many people twice her age, with twice as much experience and knowledge. She KNEW that something better was coming.

At the funeral people were walking by the young woman's casket and
 they saw the cloak she was wearing and the fork placed in her right hand. Over and over, the Pastor heard the question, 'What's with the fork?' And over and over he smiled.

During his message, the Pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the young woman shortly before she died. He also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. He told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either.

He was right. So the next time you reach down for your fork let it remind you, ever so gently, that the best is yet to come. 
Friends are a very rare jewel indeed They make you smile and encourage you to succeed Cherish the time you haveand the memories you share  ..... being friends with someone is not an opportunity but a sweet responsibility. 

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND even if it means sending back to the person who sent it to you.

And keep your fork


 
  
Make life good...do not expect it!

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Mountain Wings always have some good ones. The first one is a beauty.
Music Lovers
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A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish life-style went
to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart.

"Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!"

The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked
casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him.
Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to
Coney Island."

There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her.

Her husband was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered,
"We're leaving right now.
Get your coat and let's get our of here."

As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself.
Finally his wife turned to him.
"You're angry about something."

"Oh really?" You noticed?" He sneered.

"I've never been so embarrassed in my life!
You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island?



Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go to Coney Island?"
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The Next Door Neighbor
=======================

I'm thankful today for good neighbors. I've never met one like
ours. My car broke down last spring. All summer, we tried to get
it fixed but after 300k miles and two accidents, it gave up.

James had no way to work, so our neighbor insisted we use his
spare van, which he used to haul supplies or as a 'loaner' for
family, until we could save the down payment on a replacement.

With trying to catch up our mortgage and medical bills, it took
six months. The day we picked up the car, James took the van
keys to our neighbor and offered to pay whatever we could for
using his van so very long (we had of course paid for all the
gas and maintenance).

The neighbor accepted only our thanks, he refused to take a dime.

You want to see some Christian charity? Yeah, his name's Tom,

he's next door.

~A MountainWings Original by Whitney Bland, Independence, MO~

He answereth and saith unto them, He that hath two coats,
let him impart to him that hath none; and he that hath meat,
let him do likewise. (Luke 3:11)
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Signs in front of Churches
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1. The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

2. Under same management for over 2,000 years.

3. Soul food served here.

4. Tithe if you love Jesus!  Anyone can honk.

5. You can give without loving, but you cannot love without
   giving.

6. Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

7. Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

8. We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of
   the age of rock.

9. Don't give up.  Moses was once a basket case!

10. Come early for a good seat in the back.

11. Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?

12. Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

13. A man's character is like a fence.  It cannot be
    strengthened by whitewash.

14. K-mart isn't the only saving place!

15. Preach the gospel at all times ... Use words only if
    necessary.

16. Delay is preferable to error.

17. It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

18. What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?

19. A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

20. The wages of sin is death.  Repent before payday!

21. Never give the devil a ride.  He will always want to drive.

22. Can't sleep?  Try counting your blessings.

23. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

24. May is God's apology for February.

25. To belittle is to be little.

26. Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness
    in you.

27. God answers knee mail.

28. Try Jesus.  If you don't like Him, the devil will always
    take you back.
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One from my friend Warren, Thanks Mate for Another Aussie Classic. 

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?' 'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies guys are good at that sensitive stuff..
Sure sounds like it doesn't it?
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Well I think I have had all the frivolity I can stand so will hope this posts.  My love and best wishes to you all.  Be kind to each other
and take care of yourselves.  Cheers,  Merle.
Post  789 ~ ~ ~ Sunday, 2nd December,  2012.
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